Graduation Speech -- Graduation Speech, Commencement Address

Good afternoon. Today I have been asked to speak about graduation past, present and future. My first graduation occurred when I washed-up kindergarten. This is often where we learn the most basic of principles. This is what I learned Share everything. Play fair. Dont hit people. Put things back where you found them. Dont take things that are non yours. Say youre sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Dont forget to flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a equilibrate life. Learn some and think some, and draw, paint, sing, dance, play and work a little bit everyday. Take a nap in the afternoon. When you go out into the world, break for traffic, hold hands and stick together. Be aware of the wonder of Gods creation. Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The golden rule and love, and basic sanitation, ecology, and politics and sensible living. Think of what a better world it would be if we all decided to take a nap at 300 every afternoon and hence laid down with our bl...